There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
check out the way this dog’s eye’s open
this dog rocks
Thats not a fucking dog you idiots its a lion
it’s a tiger this post is a train wreck
i remember one year in school, our french teacher had to pull the class aside and give us a talk about our final essays because not only did one kid in the class put his paper through Google Translate, but he translated it to Spanish by accident and handed it in thinking it was the correct language.
when martin wants to swear out loud but he cant because he’s john watson
this makes me chuckle inside
Anonymous asked: OH MY GOD. Sorry. I just need to vent to someone about this and you're a chill person so I'm turning to you. There's this guy and I had a thing with him February through mid March. I knew he had a girlfriend but I didn't care. So he told me in March that we couldn't do things together anymore and I BROKE DOWN. So I didn't talk to him for a really long time. Like, I even made up a new mandate for every guy I date from now on because of him, but now he's back in my life and I like him still. GOD.
It’s okay to still like him. I think that eventually, given time you will get over him. I hope that doesn’t sound preachy, but I believe that it’s the truth. I think you are very strong for going what you’re going through. Good for you. I believe in you, and I hope this helped. Good luck.0
imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street..
it happened like 3 times today :/
RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home
OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL